Who would’ve thought of implementing technology into something as ordinary as a toilet seat right? Nope, the Swash 1000 is a toilet seat that comes with a remote control and is capable of keeping your rear end warm, clean and comfy.
So, what makes this toilet seat special? I mean, there are a lot of seats that comes with a nozzle that lets you save tissue and clean yourself. The Swash 1000 is remote-controlled so you can adjust the nozzle to spray where it’s most comfortable; there’s even an oscillate mode for you to “massage” whatever it is you want to “massage”. It keeps water heated, so you won’t have to go for a cold water shock every time you clean yourself. As for hygiene, nano-coating will keep it sterile. When you’re all done with the water, it comes with a dryer so you’ll never need another piece of tissue again!
Cool, self-sterilizing nozzle, now, can someone please tell me that the remote is self-sterilizing as well because the person who last used it touched his own part. Alright so maybe he didn’t have to touch himself because the nozzle can be controlled using the controller, but still.