Porn company Brazzers has decided that it would like to get into the smartphone business. Or at least it would like to create its own Safe-For-Work porn parody of how smartphones are designed and promoted these days with the Brazzers Peach.
Touted as the first porn focused smartphone, the Peach takes existing technology to its logical (and explicit) applications. Including using a penis to unlock the phone (which technically already exists with Apple’s Touch ID) and having a stylus shaped vibrator. The Peach also has a special splash resistant screen, which Brazzers says is designed to withstand all kinds of liquids.
There’s also the XXXPS feature that lets the user know that the coast is clear to watch porn. Essentially telling people when they have entered a ‘Self-Pleasure Zone’.
Brazzers has introduced its own porn focused AI assistant called ZZ. Naturally, the main use of this assistant is for opening porn playlists; and looking for more pornography to watch.
Naturally, this is all just a parody and the product doesn’t actually exist. That said, the reception to the announcement may convince Brazzers to actually go into the mobile technology business. Who knew that porn would be a great way to sell smartphones.
